In my family we would do one of these Santa photos every year. That's why this really made me laugh when I saw it. We had some good ones over the years too!
It's always unnerving to voluntarily seat your child on an obese stranger's lap, no matter how much mall security assures you of a clean background check. But these Santas seem to go that extra yard to be a parent's worst nightmare — and make the children wish they were born Jewish. Thank God Jesus isn't around to see these bearded weirdos — it would totally ruin his birthday.