100 advantages of being a man


* Men do once a month sangas
* Phone conversations with friends over in 30 seconds.
* In Movie nudity is virtually always female.
* You know stuff about cars.
* For 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
* Football on Sundays.
* No need to monitor your friends' sex lives.
* Your bathroom lines are 80% lower.
* Old friends do not give you crap if lost or gained weight.
* In the salons do not steal.
* While clicking through the channels, you have to stop every shot of someone crying.
* Your ass is never a factor in job interviews.
* All your orgasms are real.
* A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
* Save thousands of dollars on cosmetics and socks over your life.
* You do not have to lug a bag of crap everywhere.
* No need to grab the foot every time you climb a ladder in a public place.
* You can go to the bathroom without a group.
* Your last name stays put.
* You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
* When your work is criticized, you do not have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
* If you need to kill your own food.
* The garage is all yours.
* You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
* You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
* The world is designed by and for you.
* Never have to clean the toilet.
* You can be showered and ready for anything in 10 minutes.
* The Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* If someone forgets to invite you to something she can still be your friend / a.
* Your underwear costs $ S 10 .- per one pack of three.
* The promoters.
* None of your co-workers have the power to make you mourn.
* You do not have to shave below your neck.
* No need to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
* If you're 34 and single, nobody cares.
* You can write your name in the snow (peeing).
* You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
* Everything on your face stays its original color.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* You can be president.
* You can quietly enjoy a car ride.
* A good Flowers fix everything.
* Never have to worry about the feelings of others.
* Think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
* You can wear a white shirt to a water park with.
* You never feel compelled to stop a friend who is about to bed down to someone.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* I give a fuck if anyone notices or not your new haircut.
* You can watch TV with a friend, in total silence for hours without thinking * You must be mad at me *.
* You can jump without anyone you can look at the chest and hit the streets to things (cans, walls, etc).
* Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
* You can keep the same mood all the time.
* You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
* You do not have to drive to another gas station because you went to was dirty.
* You know at least 20 ways to open a beer.
* You can sit with your knees apart no matter you are using.
* Same work ... more pay.
* Gray hair and wrinkles add up sexy.
* Does not have to leave the room to make an * emergency crotch adjustment.
* Wedding Dress U $ S 2,000 .-; suit rented U $ S 100 .-
* Do not care if someone talks behind your back.
* There is always some party or some violence on television.
* You do not mooch off others' desserts.
* If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
* The remote is yours and yours alone.
* People never made eyes at your chest when you're talking about.
* The houses of sports you pull to you.
* You can go to visit friends without having to bring a gift.
* Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
* You have a good and healthy relationship with your mother.
You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
* You need not pretend that * you're going to cool down * to go to the bathroom to shit.
* If you call a friend when you said you were going to do, is not going to tell the rest've changed.
* Some days you can be a dirty old man.
* You can rationalize any behavior with the phrase * And to hell *.
* If someone appears in a party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong friends.
* Lady Di's death was just another death.
* A well-rendered belch is practically expected.
* Never miss a sexual opportunity because you do not.
* You think the idea of ​​punting a small dog is funny.
* If something mechanical does not work, you can hit with a hammer and throw it across the room.
* The shoes do not hurt your feet.
* Porn movies are designed for you.
* No need to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
* Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with her.
* Your friends do not be caught wondering * and *. notice something different ...
* Baywatch
* With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the population of the earth.
* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You can eat a banana or an ice cream in public places quietly.
* You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
* * Play * by sex is optional.
* Luis Miguel, Diego Torres, Ricky Martin and others do not exist in your universe.
* Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
* You can get the shirt in hot weather.
You do not have to clean your apartment every time you someone.
* Do not worry about the sudden urge to pee.
You do not have to invent reasons why you left your love.


100 advantages of being a woman


* If you want to work, you keep your husband.
* Life expectancy is longer.
* You can give kisses to your friends without having to ask them to think.
* Your sexual organs do not control.
* You do not have to shave every day.
* You do not sweat much.
* You go first and you leave the door open.
* If you're hot to wear skirts.
* You do not have to put a tie and jacket to go to work.
* The children you have will always be yours.
* If you want to piss you can handle.
* No need to lie to a guy you do not like.
* If you're late for work do not ask why.
* No need to worry about his baldness.
* On the heels can be as high as you want.
* A pair of sneakers will last a lifetime.
* You do not lose friends because they are sissies.
* If you have car you're still a person.
* Rest without guilt.
* You can leave the hair long or short.
* No you have to get drunk for fun.
* If you are small does not matter.
* You can put men's clothing.
* You can be supportive.
* If you have this shirt make everything right.
* The chocolate than men.
* We are not cowards.
* At school, always blame the kids.
* No need to ask if your partner did or did not orgasm.
* You do not have dandruff in the sack.
* Do not have to compete for sex with your friends.
* Your children do not have fear.
* We dance.
* Receive the milkman, mechanical, paperboy, and ... other services.
* If you're on the Titanic saved.
* You do not have tendinitis from playing football.
* You do not have to set the price each time you ask.
* You find out everything before it.
* You can make a large suitcase, takes you total it.
* No need to drive as formula 1.
* If you get married and you break up, 50% for you!
* Most women are heterosexual.
* The bus always stops for you.
* Under the guise of "women's illness" everything is permissible.
* You've the best relationship with your parents.
* If you are unemployed is less traumatic.
* Do not waste your time trying to win football games do not exist.
* If you're going to dance, you dance with your friends.
* If you're stuck, he is a h. of p. If you hit it in self defense.
* You do not have to do treatments for impotence.
* Do not snore when you sleep.
* Do not die of envy when a friend progresses.
* Among male and female thief, the suspect is the man.
* Do not say silly things when you're with someone you like.
* You have more variety of clothes than men.
* You can look at a man without thinking about sex.
* We can "look" on the sly.
* Do not have to go calling to see if you can get.
* If you can not have children, which "can not" is it.
* You must learn not the standings, which changes weekly.
* A beautiful woman is a goddess, a man is a fucking cute.
* Beautiful and intelligent woman: much admired, beautiful and intelligent man does not exist.
* No need to pay to be with someone.
* If you're white you can make up.
* If you pop the rubber (tires, rubber) in the street, for a man and is responsible, while you wait in the car listening to music.
* Do not care if your husband earns more than you.
* You can mourn quietly without making fun of you.
If you are dancing, ladies get discount or free pass.
* Do not have to brag to the guys you go.
* You can remove a president for "sexual harassment".
* For every 1,000 people executed in the electric chair, 1 female.
* You can admit you were wrong without hurting your ego.
* Women in prostitution with men, men with men in prostitution.
* No need to walk accommodating the bulge.
* If you want to cross the legs can not be mocked.
* You can freely speak and gesture.
* No need to walk when mea pointing.
* Homosexual women are not noticeable. Gay men are embarrassed.
* The retirement age for women is older than the man (in spite of living longer !!!).
* Women have more intuition.
* No need to go to war.
* You can change your hair color without having to be a football player.
* The world's greatest monarch is a woman (England).
* We lie better than men.
* You can take more than a wallet in her purse.
* You can celebrate women's day.
* We are not part of the mafia police.
* No catches us the typical "dirty old man" of men, which gives off.
* No need to get the muscles to the photos.
* If you're cold you take a man's coat, and fuck!.
* You do not have to worry about the "size".
* No need to walk faster if you go carrying flowers.
* We listen.
* You do not have to kill to death by a boy.
* Although you have 10 brothers always the darling of the family.
* If you get pregnant the blame is his.
* For every 5 prisons, 4 are for men!
* For weddings do not have to trajearte.
* They are more sympathetic.
* We do not grow hairs in the nose with aging.