Don't you wish you thought of some of these hysterically funny and witty facebook comments? I sure do. Read on, my friends

Aside from using it to stalk exes or find out which of your high school friends now have children, Facebook has other, even more important uses. For example, crafting the most clever comments and perfectly sarcastic replies.

Whether a status is well-meaning or totally asinine, creating just the right response takes wit, skill and plenty of smart-assery. Check out 17 of our favorites below and leave your own witty response in the comments (we know you will, anyway).