Here is a list of things you should never have to see in your life!

1. A wall full of Nicolas Cage's face when you wake up:




2. A microwave asking for a blood sacrifice:



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3. A close-up picture of that guy from LMFAO:



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4. A juggalo taking a picture with a pop tart:


5. A menacing cow in your rearview mirror:


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6. A gorilla that wants to fight you:



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7. A wet, angry koala:



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8. This playlist at a party:



9. Anything, if you're this kid:



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10. Or this guy:



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11. What really happened to your lost Halloween candy:


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12. Your favorite food in a relationship:



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13. The guy from Nickelback without a shirt on:




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14. Anyone named "hamburger":



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15. A "dick attack":



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16. Your child being devoured by a couch:



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17. Relationships being torn apart by a "booty pillow":



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19. A pigeon contemplating cannibalism:



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20. Zach Galafiniakis without his beard:



21. Or Nick Offerman without his mustache:


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22. This process in action:



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23. Anyone liking this page:



24. Or this page:



25. And this one too:



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26. A selfish gorilla:



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27. A serial butt-stabber:



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28. Bad fan art of yourself:



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29. The old man that Andy Murray keeps in his tennis bag:



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30. This status on Facebook:



31. Or this status:



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32. And this: