Never fight with children's:



A little girl was talking to her teacher of the whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being. A whale while being a very large animal has a very small throat.
The girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher replied that it is physically impossible ...
The little girl said: When I go to the heaven I will ask to Jonah.
The teacher asked: What happend if Jonah went to the hell?
The little girl ended: So in that case, you asked!!!!



A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing ...
Occasionally he walked around the room to see the work of each child. When she came to where a little girl worked diligently.
The garden teacher asked what she was drawing?
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows how is God'.
Without blinking and looking up from her drawing, she said, 'You will know within a minute. "



A catechism teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with children ages 5 and 6 years old.
After explaining the commandment to 'Honor your Father and Mother, asked: Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?
A boy answered:
-Yeah!!! "Thou shalt not kill."



A little girl of seven very honestly admitted calmly to her parents that a child in her class had kissed her.
How did that happen? his mother asked surprised ...
- Oh mama, this was not easy, "admitted the girl".
- Three girls helped me to catch him.



One day a little girl was sitting watching her mom.
She noticed that his mother had some white hair between his hair.
He looked at her mother and asked, 'Mommy, why you have some white hair?
Her mother said: - Well, every time you do something bad, I do mourn and I get sad, then one of my hairs turns white.
The little girl was thoughtful for a while and then said:
- Mommy, then why all my grandmother's hair is white?



A little boy was with his father to see some kittens.
When he returned home he told his mother that had two cats and two kittens.
How did you know? - Asked his mom
- My father got up and looked underneath.
- I think that's where the cats have the label.



Never forget, always smile like when you were a child. God bless you.