Snooki (aka Nicole Polizzi of Jersey Shore fame) is one of those joke celebrities that the world has become obsessed with. It's quite depressing what She's not the brightest spark and most people are laughing at her not with her but she has come out with some cracking comments in her time. She's full of words of wisdom. Here are some of her best quotes to inspire you.



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I’m not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something… so I was gonna feed them worms.



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I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.



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I think my crotch is sticking out.



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My boobs are so tight I can’t breathe, is that normal?











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Snooki: “I have to poop I’m getting nervous.”



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Whiskey sex is the best. It's when a guy can't have sex for like five hours because he's so drunk. Or his penis is so drunk.



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Whoever I have babies with has to be Italian. I want my kids last name to have a vowel on it... and be tanned, obviously.



You gotta love her... in a weird sort of way. But it is a little worrying that this girl is soon to be a mother...