The best of Craigslist
I found these posts on Craigslist, the free and most popular classifieds on US and other countries. When the users find some fun post or really original, they flag as "Best of Craigslist". So this way, Craigslist has created this section for us to enjoy
I made a compilation of my favorite posts.
Pain in the ass mini donkey
Precocious seven year old with a penchant for opening gates, army-crawling under fences and waking up the neighbors at ungodly hours.
Loves to be groomed by everyone but the one that feeds him. Demands a king's ransom in the finest hay (only to pee all over anything that might hit the ground). Enjoys regular visits from the vet and farrier (as he routinely causes such a fuss that I need to reschedule).
Thoroughly loves (to chase and maim) dogs and other furry critters. Gets along well with pasture mates (that can out maneuver his back hooves).
Trailers well (probably).
Gelded, though would happily do again.
Potential homes will be thoroughly screened (for video cameras so I can make a clean get away).
Contact with questions.
Fine Print (added 3/12): Despite my big talk here, Donkey is in no danger of being sent to auction or sold to some traveling band of indoor basketball players. I am looking for a home that can give him a job, career or provide that springboard and mentorship into political office. I am not selling him for money, nor am I looking to offload him onto some hoarding situation or Enumclaw funny farm. However, I am asking the same of you and requesting that he be returned if you can no longer care/feed/vet/entertain him. Or, if you find your herd some morning curled up, whimpering and begging for a swift exorcism of the demon donkey. I will do a site visit and check farrier and vet references. If, after reading this not so fine print - you still think you have the perfect fit, please drop me a line.
Location: W. Pierce County
Drunk Daughters 2007 BMX X3 si
Date: 2012-05-24, 8:06AM CDT
Selling my disrespectful, alcohol abusing, dwi arrested, spoiled bar bum of a daughters perfect BMW X3. The is a white X3 si, with xenon headlights, panoramic roof, all beige leather interior, all options with 105,000 miles on it. Just completed it's 100,000 maintenance 2 months ago and is in complete and perfect condition with only the driver being the malfunction. We paid $20,500 12 months ago for the vehicle. Needing to sell to pay her legal battles and to buy her a shiny pink bicycle with a horn until she gets her act and her life in order some time soon. Beautiful car with no exterior, interior, or mechanical issues. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx for information or to purchase.
quote:best of craigslist > SF bay area > Burning Man Mutant Vehicle/Art Car
Originally Posted: Sun, 22 Apr 13:17 PDT
Burning Man Mutant Vehicle/Art Car
Date: 2012-04-22, 1:17PM PDT
TIME IS A WASTIN'! The deadline to register a mutant vehicle/art car is coming up fast! May 15th. We don't want to see this fun mutant vehicle sidelined for another burn. We've reduced the price down to basically cover our storage fees. Call your friends! Call your campmates! Get on it! Fellow Burners, did you get a ticket? Are you tired of having to bike all over the Playa? Do you miss some awesome art because it's too far away? Do you have a large camp that would like to hang out together? Do you really like milk and cereal? Then look no further. See Burning Man from a different angle. We've built the largest moving carton of milk and bowl of cereal in the world. And you can own it. It's a great way to meet people and be the party wherever you go. Maybe you saw it on the Playa at Burning Man in 2010 where it got both night and day licenses. The mutant vehicle/ art car consists of: - An 8x8 foot, 25 foot tall milk carton tower that holds 4+ people - A ten foot diameter fiberglass cereal bowl couch that seats 10+ - 80 custom made cereal shaped pillows for chilling out in the bowl with friends, old and new. - A lighted spoon ladder to get into the cereal bowl from the ground. - An irresistible fiberglass slide to get from the carton back down to the Playa. - A lighting extravaganza (bowl is rope-light lined inside and out, carton contains a bazilliion (4000) individual LED lights so you can be seen at night). The vehicle is driven from the upper carton area with it's own steering wheel, gas/brake control, and emergency kill switch, but the original vehicle driving position is still an option, if preferred (and with a spotter). You can't tell from anywhere on the outside, but the art car is based on a '92 Ford Explorer. It starts and runs just like a daily driver. The suspension has been modified with aftermarket off road parts to increase it's capacity. It rides on 31in off road tires and comes with two full sized spares. One in the stock location and another that can be kept at camp. The vehicle is not street legal. And it no longer has a usable VIN #. It currently resides in Oakland. Inquire for more pictures. $4500 or best offer.
Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert?- w4m
Date: 2012-04-09, 3:41PM CDT
Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.
I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got fucked up. You had a nice cock and I was wasted so I let raw dog it in the stall.
You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.
Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life.
best of craigslist > indianapolis > free trampoline
Ok, here's the deal-
This is a FREE trampoline. It had the enclosure netting and worked fine, although the padding and plastic around all of the springs had weathered and got shredded pretty well. Over the course of the winter (I think the week before the super bowl that we had a day with such strong winds), the trampoline was literally lifted out of our back yard over our 5' fence (and maybe not quite lifted fully because it knocked the corner post) and blew it into our neighborhood pond.
What you may do is use a very long rope or something to get it out of the pond from the road as I cannot permit you to drive in someone else's yard as it was carried into the pond 2 lots over. Once it is out of the pond, you may disassemble it and carry it out.
If this is of any interest to you, please let me know and I'll give you further details.
To the person who has my Ikea dresser...
Date: 2012-02-29, 9:04PM EST
I'm sorry to have to post this, but a horrible mistake was made. When you picked up the dresser I was not at home. My roommate was supposed to make sure that my ferrets were put away, but...
Bottom line, my two ferrets are in separate drawers of the dresser. They should be okay, but I wanted to warn you not to take them both out at the same time.
They were rescues... and I was never able to socialize them.
They not only fight, but actively plot each other's demise.
Otherwise - they're perfectly fine!
Please call or email when you read this.
*sorry for the inconvenience
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